"Oh ok, I went on a date with her once. Is she...married?" Elder West
"Is she what??" me
"Is she married?" Elder West
"Oh, uh...not last I checked!"
"What kind of cheese?" Subway worker
"Murikan" Subway guy
"Murikah!" Sister Clegg and me
"Why was everyone born in the 19?" Allie Braley (19th century)
"We know baptisms have a special spirit and would love to see you and your family and friends there!" Sister Clegg and me
" I've already been baptized" Shauna
"Cello wars! It's like star wars but with cellos!" me
"I think our cat...I hate to say this...is gay...he's just really feminine" Brother Smith
"Sorry, we got talking to a Jehova's Witness but we're on our way home!" me
"A JW? How'd you meet him?" District leader
"Ya, a JW! How's my knee?" me
"No, how'd you meet him?"
"Oh! Well we were coming back-"
"This is just normal bug spray, like for humans" Sister Clegg
"well, I'm gonna go get in my pajamas so if I get attacked by bugs at least I'll be in my pajamas" me
"oh boy, struggle bus" Sister Clegg